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August10th

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Health Cleanse

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Do you have any junk food obsessions? You know, processed “edible food-like substances” that you shouldn’t eat at all…

oreos

And usually you don’t buy, but sometimes you do…

B&Js

And somehow you manage to devour an entire package in just a couple of days…

cool ranch

Or a couple of hours…

bordeaux cookies

Or a single sitting. Do you have anything like that?

reese's

I do not. I was just wondering if you do.

Hannah

4 Comments

  • Comment by MyBestFriendJenny — August 10, 2010 @ 6:53 pm

    Umm…yes! Powdered sugar “donettes”, m&m’s (new pretzel ones are amazing), and white cheddar “natural” cheetoes. HA! Natural. As Margie Wiseman, the Biology teacher, says about anything advertised as natural,…”Pee is Natural”.

  • Comment by Brandi — August 10, 2010 @ 9:13 pm

    Flipz, Zingers, Double stuff oreos, EL fudge cookies are a few I’ve heard of…

  • Comment by Cheryl Lalonde — August 10, 2010 @ 9:17 pm

    If someone like you were eating things that in all likelihood would pristinely survive burial in a landfill, for like five years, I’d simply respond that you’re eating for two, and there is no accounting for the preferences of the young:)

  • Comment by Katie Alender — August 11, 2010 @ 9:24 pm

    Well, here’s how you make Oreos healthy: you hold them in milk until the millisecond before they self-destruct. This removes all of the calories. Then you can eat a whole row and not feel any guilt at all.

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